Page A-8 Wednesday, March 12, 1986 Record Ledger

Warmly Ormly

By Ormly Gumfudgin

Chili in Space?

I predict that “Chili OnA Stick™” Al Timin’s “Hotsicle” T.M. 75/600.345, will be the first chili in space.

Our astronauts will love it because you can imagine how messy a bowl of chili would be in zero gravity! They’d have to put it in a tube anyway and Al has already done it.

This product may also add impetus to the effort of our CHILI-USA, an organization seeking to have chili designated as America’s Official Food.

Ormly Gumfudgin
Chili Historian

SPACE FOOD

Timins encouraged the development of
the Chili-OnA-Stic™ Hotsickle™ so that astronauts
can have chili while in space.

There’s no doubt that Timins is well on the road to fulfilling his mission in life. When asked exactly why chili is so deserving of this kind of devotion, he said, “Chili is never out. Chili is there for you when you need it.  Chili won’t divorce you, fire you, wreck your car or give you a sexual disease.”